To help you keep track of the people mentioned on my blog, below is a list of all the characters from Since My Last Confession. To learn more about a person, just click his or her name (functionality a work in progress).

Friars

Francis the Franciscan Friar             head of lay ministry committee

Father Bear-Daddy                             the Shrine’s holy terror

Father Abraham                             lector drill sarge

Father Myron McCormick                  benevolent “Let the People Vote” priest

  

Diocesan Priests and Jesuits

Picasso                                painter/GLBT Spirituality Group member

Father McSlutty                  promiscuous priest

Father Butterballino          struggled with gay marriage directives

Father Pamplemousse     married Ryan and Jezebel

Walter Cuenin                    testified against amendment banning gay marriage

Father John Sullivan         Courage chaplain

Richard Lewandowski      testified against amendment banning gay marriage

Thomas Carroll                  testified against amendment banning gay marriage

James Keenan                   testified against amendment banning gay marriage

  

Lay Ministers

Mary Flanagan                   fellow lay minister (a Hale Mary)

Mary Flaherty                      fellow lay minister (a Hale Mary)

Mary Fleming                      fellow lay minister (a Hale Mary)

Cosby                                   competitive eucharistic minister

Her Highness                      competitive eucharistic minister

 

Other Shrine-goers

Chewbacca                        wheelchair-bound saint

Witchy Widow                   Ye Olde Piety Show participant

Haunted Man                     conversationalist with souls in purgatory

 

 G-L Spirituality Group Members

Mama Bear                          co-leader of G-L Spirituality Group  

Job                                        long-suffering Group member

Abacus                                 group member with accountant’s soul

Thelma and Louise            fierce lesbian couple

Ward and June                   straight couple with wayward gay son

Sherwin                                group member with especially strong prayer life

Alphaba                                skeptical lesbian member with caustic manner

Magoo                                   self-described sissy-boy

The Landscaper                  self-loathing member on the prowl for dates

Martina                                  boyish lesbian with necklace like rock candy

Angela                                   lesbian from Castro parish

 

My families and friends

Scott Whittier                        boyfriend

Bruce                                     my brother

Mikeala                                 my godchild and Bruce’s daughter

Gram                                     Scott’s grandmother

Dick                                       Gram’s ex-husband    

Clare                                     Dick’s new wife

Rory                                     Scott’s brother

Jezebel                                Ryan’s wife

Tim                                        my college friend

Erin                                       my college friend

 

Right-wing Nutjobs

Bill the Breviary                  threatening man with breviary

Ruben Israel                       anti-gay protestor

Mr. Sodomy                         anti-gay protestor

Pastor Bob                           anti-gay protestor

Gerry D’Avolio                     former Massachusetts Catholic Conference staff

Daniel Avila                         Massachusetts Catholic Conference staff

Ed Saunders                       Massachusetts Catholic Conference staff

 

Courage Members

Dan                                        contact person for Boston Courage

Ewald                                    man with creases in his jeans

Ben                                        nerdy Courage newbie

Demetrius                             long-term Courage member

 

Legislators

Marian Walsh

Paul Kujawski

Paul Loscocco

Christine Canavan

 

Archdiocesan folk

Seán O’Malley                     Cardinal

Richard Erickson                 vicar general

Robert Kickham (Father Kick-Me)     secretary to Seán Cardinal O’Malley

Daniel Hennessey              vocations director

Richard Lennon                  former vicar general

 

Vatican Folk

Pope Benedict XVI             B16, the Rat, Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger

Pope John Paul II               J2P2

Bernard Cardinal Law       former Cardinal of the Archdiocese of Boston

Gabriele Amorth                 chief exorcist

 

Other

Michael                                my first date in Boston

Tony Cinnabonini              co-worker; signed petition against gay marriage

Captain Handsome           my favorite airline pilot

Sarah Butler                        Vatican apologist regarding ordination of women

Seamus O’Dooley              client at Saint Anthony Shrine legal center

Marianne Duddy                Executive Director, DignityUSA

Holly Gunner                       lobbyist for marriage equality

Joan of Arc/Clare of Assisi          lesbian couple in Fr. Butterballino’s parish